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Will Science Park Soon be Grades 3-12?

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As many have heard, the school board and administrators have been talking about moving the grades 3-5 to the Science Park campus. This idea has been circulating, and frankly it has been causing some confusion and fear.

“I don’t want little elementary schoolers running around here. You can never tell what they’re thinking or what they’re going to do and it freaks me out a little actually. They al have crazy eyes.” says Hannah Eng, a current junior.

A lot of other high schoolers seem to share this opinion. On Friday, April 1, a group of students ditched school, claiming that they were boycotting the addition of the elementary students. Among them was Ibrahim Bah, another current grade 11 student.

“I think we can all agree that the middle schoolers are pretty bad by themselves and already drive us crazy. So, adding in those elementary kids I think will just drive us over the edge. Plus, they’re so lame.” After this was said by Ibrahim, he promptly told off some middle school students that were silently reading for being too loud.

This has to be solved somehow, and most likely, it will end with the ErSha campus students moving here. It seems as though the high schoolers will just have to learn to deal.

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